pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Thu, 20 Jun 2013
07:28:29 -0400 typed in rec.crafts.metalworking the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Well let me get the blasted thing designed on something more
substantial that a cocktail napkin!

NAPKIN? You said that you designed it on a cocktail WAITRESS!!!

Well, the napkin was on the waitress, and the ink bleed through,
so of course I had to take her home. Otherwise, how was I going to
make an clear and accurate copy?


Run her through the Xerox machine, of course!


Can't very well put a cocktail waitress in the file cabinet,
nicht wahr?

(And wouldn't that make an interesting episode of "And that's how
I met your mother."?)


Or 'CSI', 'Cold Case' 'Cheers' and any number of other shows. ;-)