Larry Jaques wrote:

On Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:20:11 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
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?? ?? ?? ? It'll be a great time to sell hand crank microwave ovens. ;-)
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?? ?? ?? I'm working on the designs for a steam powered crank for
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?? ?? ? Why? Aren't you already cranky enough? ;-)
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?? ?? Oh, I thought he was talking about a new sex toy. Nevermind...
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?? ? Why? Were you going to pester him for a copy of the plans?
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? Watch out for burns from the live steam.

Go for a low-voltage electric girlfriend instead, wot?
_Much_ safer.


You speak from experience? ;-)