On 19/06/2013 17:20, Arfa Daily wrote:

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I have come that close to throwing it up the wall and taking a hammer to the bits that
come back down. And then phoning the customer, laughing maniacally, and
telling them exactly what I've done to their pride and joy.

Are you sure you are not channelling Les Lawry-Johns?

If any of you remember the Fawlty Towers episode where the car took a beating with
a branch from a tree because it wouldn't start

Timeless classic, my favourite bit of the all-too short series

Lee