On Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:50 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote:

On Tue, 21 May 2013 21:19:59 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:


I curse myself for not taking my chainsaw along or having gloves on.
Either would have precluded the accident. sigh
2 pics: http://tinyurl.com/kclmhy3 after initial cleanup and clotting
http://tinyurl.com/m5zzo27 the next morning, after the ER visit.


A couple things to consider:

1. Become a plumber.

Learn to love working in **** all day? Pass.


2: Stay out of those expensive places.

That's my first trip since my appendix at age 19, I think.

Count your blessings!!.

Oh, I most certainly do!


Nekked..I look like a patchwork doll with all the scar tissue.

My legs, hands, and arms do, too. And I have stitches over and
through both eyebrows from skydiving out of my crib as a wee lad.
I was the opposite of a cat. I landed on my head, every time.
(Yes, that could explain some things, couldn't it?)


Fortunately Im seldom nekked in the sun...so most of it blends in. Get
a tan going..and I look like a jigsaw puzzle.

But it gets the girls, right? "Oh, tell me about this one!" she
cries. "OK, afterward." you wisely reply.

--
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight
very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
-- John Wayne