Larry Jaques wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

A couple things to consider:

1. Become a plumber.

Learn to love working in **** all day? Pass.


Not all plumbers play in the sewers. Some play with live steam that
can cut them in half, but they get huge paychecks.


2: Stay out of those expensive places.

That's my first trip since my appendix at age 19, I think.

3: Don't take up chain saw juggling, you can't afford it. ;-)

Amen.

4: It will heal much faster than this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/materrell/8777739794/

Whassamatta wit you leggo, Mikey? Ouch. Kick the neighbor girl?


You didn't read the description with the photo. That wound is over
five years old, and still not healed. It was caused by an incompetent VA
doctor. Both legs are covered with scar tissue, and the skin is so thin
that a bandaid will peel off what little there is left.