On Tue, 21 May 2013 21:19:59 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:
I curse myself for not taking my chainsaw along or having gloves on.
Either would have precluded the accident. sigh
2 pics: http://tinyurl.com/kclmhy3 after initial cleanup and clotting
http://tinyurl.com/m5zzo27 the next morning, after the ER visit.
A couple things to consider:
1. Become a plumber. 
Learn to love working in **** all day? Pass.
2: Stay out of those expensive places. 
That's my first trip since my appendix at age 19, I think.
Count your blessings!!.
Nekked..I look like a patchwork doll with all the scar tissue.
Fortunately Im seldom nekked in the sun...so most of it blends in. Get
a tan going..and I look like a jigsaw puzzle.
--
"You guess the truth hurts?
Really?
"Hurt" aint the word.
For Liberals, the truth is like salt to a slug.
Sunlight to a vampire.
RaidŽ to a cockroach.
Sheriff Brody to a shark
Bush to a Liberal
The truth doesn't just hurt. It's painful, like a red hot poker shoved
up their ass. Like sliding down a hundred foot razor blade using their
dick as a brake.
They HATE the truth."