On 11/04/2013 04:38, Bill Wright wrote:
Lobster wrote:

I just wash mine with soap and water in the shower as required; shake
the drops off and as they are warm, by the time I've got out and
dressed, they are 100% dry and smear-free.

My optician is a young woman. She told me that she cleans her glasses by
washing them as she sits in the bath. Unfortunately I ejaculated in my
pants at that point.

Bill

well premature