On Apr 8, 11:21*am, George Plimpton wrote:
On 4/3/2013 3:34 PM, Ignoramus22512 wrote:





On 2013-04-03, Larry Jaques wrote:
On Wed, 03 Apr 2013 06:13:37 -0500, Ignoramus22512
wrote:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...mer-titans-che....

A former NFL cheerleader is accused of sexually assaulting a
12-year-old boy in his Tennessee home.

Elizabeth Leigh Garner, 42, who cheered for the Tennessee Titans in
2005, '06 and '08, allegedly followed the boy to a bathroom and
attempted to perform oral sex on him before the child escaped,
according to a Murfreesboro Police report obtained by USA TODAY
Sports.

WTF? "escaped"?

The report states that Garner told police "she was drunk that evening
and that she got the boy confused with a man that was also at the
residence."

Garner, an employee at Dalts American Grill in Nashville, was arrested
March 14 and is out on $30,000 bond. She is charged with aggravated
sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for rape of a child.

I don't know about you, but at age 12, I would have been tickled pink
to be approached by a hot blonde ex-cheerleader and fellated. *I'll
bet the kid is humiliated by his peers (both in school and for the
rest of his life) for running and tattling.

Larry, my perspective is drastically different, because

1) I am a father of a 11 year old
2) I get laid whenever I want

Seriously, my 11 year old is admittedly not a 12 year old, but
close. I still put him to bed and he is still a baby.

gummer claims he was ****ing his babysitter when he was 11. *Do you
believe that? *Can you imagine your 11 year old son ****ing the
babysitter or any other female - or even another male?

My son is 12, and as far as I can tell he's straight. *He is beginning
to develop an interest in girls over the last year, after the first 10+
years of considering them as alien as Martians. *I still put my son to
bed, too - he is definitely still a child. *Kids can surprise you with
what they know and do, but if I had to bet, I would say he hasn't even
been close to having a sexual encounter of any kind.



For him, being approached by a 42 year old drunk cheerleader, would be
comparable to youself being approached by a 90 year old sumo
wrestler. Not pleasant or even educational.

Exactly. *I can't imagine my son or any of the boys his age whom he
knows through school and sports reacting positively to a drunk 42 year
old woman, even if she had been a cheerleader.

This kind of fantasizing, though, is about par for the course for gummer
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It's all Gummer has left....that and his Craigslist sex ads.

Also remember that Gummer has had a bypass..on the public's
nickel...so he can't even get it up anymore...even with a bottle of
Viagra.

Hell he can't even use the free condoms they pass out in Kern County.

TMT