On 4/3/2013 3:34 PM, Ignoramus22512 wrote:
On 2013-04-03, Larry Jaques wrote:
On Wed, 03 Apr 2013 06:13:37 -0500, Ignoramus22512
wrote:


http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...ries=obnetwork

A former NFL cheerleader is accused of sexually assaulting a
12-year-old boy in his Tennessee home.

Elizabeth Leigh Garner, 42, who cheered for the Tennessee Titans in
2005, '06 and '08, allegedly followed the boy to a bathroom and
attempted to perform oral sex on him before the child escaped,
according to a Murfreesboro Police report obtained by USA TODAY
Sports.

WTF? "escaped"?


The report states that Garner told police "she was drunk that evening
and that she got the boy confused with a man that was also at the
residence."

Garner, an employee at Dalts American Grill in Nashville, was arrested
March 14 and is out on $30,000 bond. She is charged with aggravated
sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for rape of a child.

I don't know about you, but at age 12, I would have been tickled pink
to be approached by a hot blonde ex-cheerleader and fellated. I'll
bet the kid is humiliated by his peers (both in school and for the
rest of his life) for running and tattling.


Larry, my perspective is drastically different, because

1) I am a father of a 11 year old
2) I get laid whenever I want

Seriously, my 11 year old is admittedly not a 12 year old, but
close. I still put him to bed and he is still a baby.

gummer claims he was ****ing his babysitter when he was 11. Do you
believe that? Can you imagine your 11 year old son ****ing the
babysitter or any other female - or even another male?

My son is 12, and as far as I can tell he's straight. He is beginning
to develop an interest in girls over the last year, after the first 10+
years of considering them as alien as Martians. I still put my son to
bed, too - he is definitely still a child. Kids can surprise you with
what they know and do, but if I had to bet, I would say he hasn't even
been close to having a sexual encounter of any kind.



For him, being approached by a 42 year old drunk cheerleader, would be
comparable to youself being approached by a 90 year old sumo
wrestler. Not pleasant or even educational.

Exactly. I can't imagine my son or any of the boys his age whom he
knows through school and sports reacting positively to a drunk 42 year
old woman, even if she had been a cheerleader.

This kind of fantasizing, though, is about par for the course for gummer
and his fellow knuckledraggers.