On Apr 3, 8:45*am, Larry Jaques
wrote:
On Wed, 03 Apr 2013 06:13:37 -0500, Ignoramus22512

wrote:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...mer-titans-che...

A former NFL cheerleader is accused of sexually assaulting a
12-year-old boy in his Tennessee home.

Elizabeth Leigh Garner, 42, who cheered for the Tennessee Titans in
2005, '06 and '08, allegedly followed the boy to a bathroom and
attempted to perform oral sex on him before the child escaped,
according to a Murfreesboro Police report obtained by USA TODAY
Sports.

WTF? "escaped"?

The report states that Garner told police "she was drunk that evening
and that she got the boy confused with a man that was also at the
residence."

Garner, an employee at Dalts American Grill in Nashville, was arrested
March 14 and is out on $30,000 bond. She is charged with aggravated
sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for rape of a child.

I don't know about you, but at age 12, I would have been tickled pink
to be approached by a hot blonde ex-cheerleader and fellated. *I'll
bet the kid is humiliated by his peers (both in school and for the
rest of his life) for running and tattling.

--
Silence is more musical than any song.
* * * * * * * * -- Christina Rossetti

There is a reason I call him Larry Jackass. Maybe it's time to call
him Larry Jackoff instead.