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School offers counseling for traumatized students who saw classmate chew breakfast pastry into shape of gun
On Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:57:34 +0000 (UTC), Red Green
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On Mon, 11 Mar 2013 09:59:19 -0700 (PDT),
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On Saturday, March 9, 2013 3:17:40 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
A new bill in Maryland; if passed, may save the children.
"...Jennings' bill would prevent minor incidents, such as the pastry
'gun' suspension, from being entered into a students' permanent
academic record, according to The Star Democrat.
That's what we need, another f*cking law.
So you don't support the "Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act"?
Maybe you support the liberal academic zealots, instead.
Probably a f*king "less government" republican who proposed it too,
right?
Can't say. I've never met the man.
Teachers should take this tutorial. "Tutorial: How to tell the
difference between a Glock and a half-eaten Pop Tart"
http://conservativefiringline.com/tu...he-difference-
between-a-glock-and-a-half-eaten-pop-tart/
Do it for the children!
Probably should be a school doc on file if a half-eaten Glock is found?
You know, just for CYA.
Right. If it isn't documented, it didn't happen!
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