On Sat, 9 Mar 2013 20:26:21 +0000, nestork
wrote:


I'm wondering if the pop tart pistol could have been more effectively
handled by just getting each teacher to tell their Grade 2 class at the
beginning of each year:
"OK, children, here's the deal:
Guns in schools is a really sensitive topic for the principal to deal
with, so as long as no one chews their pop tart into the shape of a gun,
I won't have to zap anyone with this electric cattle prod."

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Occam's Razor: "The right answer is generally the simplest one."

The easy thing is to take the snowflakes to the gun range for simple
training. After they are ankle deep in brass, take a break for
snacks.

Eat the pop tarts as you desire.