"Muddymike" wrote in message
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"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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A motorist with a fear of *bridges* called police in a panic while
travelling along one of the countrys busiest motorways after realising he
was about to travel *under* the River Thames, it emerged today.


Shortly after taking up my current sales manager job I queried one
salesman's unusually high mileage for a particular trip. It turned out
that he had a fear of crossing bridges and always went the long way round
the M25!

so how did he cross the river at Staines (upon Thames) then?

tim