On Tue, 05 Mar 2013 13:59:27 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
The Natural Philosopher wrote:
A motorist with a fear of *bridges* called police in a panic while
travelling along one of the country‘s busiest motorways after realising
he was about to travel *under* the River Thames, it emerged today.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-Crossing.html

Bit early for the silly season?

We've already had a thread about a pontif - now it's a pont if...
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