In article ,
The Natural Philosopher wrote:
A motorist with a fear of *bridges* called police in a panic while
travelling along one of the country‘s busiest motorways after realising
he was about to travel *under* the River Thames, it emerged today.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-Crossing.html

Bit early for the silly season?

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*If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Dave Plowman London SW
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