The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 03/03/13 22:53, Unbeliever wrote:
ARW wrote:
So where does that leave me and what am I supposed to do now?

Suitably bollocked - and be an even bigger prat than you are now
just to annoy 'em. I did that after an argument with a couple of
cantankerous clients just before I retired some 12 years ago - and
hell the feeling was great!

How do you act your age?

As disgracefully as possible - especially if you are past the time
you start to receive your old age pension - it's called regression
into childhood. Would that apply to you yet? ;-)


http://labyrinth_3.tripod.com/page59.html

Warning - When I Am an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple

By Jenny Joseph


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ROTFL

Bloody hilarious that TNP, thanks for posting it.