On Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:02:27 GMT, (Cynic) wrote:

Grab the fire-axe by the door and go down swinging.
**** the law, **** the thieves, they're not having any of my kit.

Then, after looking at the decapitated head, you realise it is your
son who was sneaking back into the house in the small hours ...

I don't have one of them.
In any case, it would have been Darwin in action.