In message , bert ]
writes
In message , Grimly
Curmudgeon writes
On Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:10:02 -0000, "ARW"
wrote:

A couple stole a toilet cistern from a local takeaway shop last week.

Must have been around the bend.
Flushed with success?

But they couldn't have done it without ... a-cistern-ce

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geoff