"DrTeeth" wrote in message
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On Mon, 18 Feb 2013 12:47:38 +0000, just as I was about to take a
herb, Tim Streater disturbed my reverie and
wrote:

Are you a grocer? You 'seem to have an exce's's of apo'strophe's.

shakes head in shame, especially as I know how to use them
correctly.

A Jap would at least have the decency to disembowel itself.

Don't make a mess of the carpet...