Gerry Miller wrote:

On Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:18:53 -0500, Frank
wrote:

I've been offering carbon credits to any environmentalist that would pay
me not to cut my grass. So far, no takers.
I've been offering to buy a new, enviro friendly lawn mower from
whoever will sell it to me for what I paid for the one I am currently
using (two dumpster dives combined).


Both of mine were not only given to me, but they were working when
they were dropped off. I still need to go pick up that free riding
mower when I feel well enough.