On Fri, 08 Feb 2013 13:23:46 +0000, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

Soon, as with banks, 'everybody is doing it' throwing in the rats
squirrels, dogs, deer - anything that is or can reasonably be described
as 'edible meat' goes in one end. and death burgers come out the other.

And you thought Ankh Morpork was fictional.

It was the sqealing of the rats in the machines when the main switch
was thrown in the morning that got me laughing.
No, that wasn't from A-M.