On 14 May 2004 05:27:43 -0700, (Conan The Librarian)
brought forth from the murky depths:

Sounds like a residual problem from too many pharmaceuticals in the
60's.

Nah, I stuck to alcoholism instead. I was much better at it and
it was cheaper.


(Well, except for O'Deener and zebrawood, but that's another story.)

Doesn't he also have an aversion to workmuttwood?

He seems to be able to saw right through it, no problem.


Sounds like you're blaming the wood for the idjits who don't know
how to use it properly. :-)

OK, add that it is too soft, splits easily, and has too many knots.
The smell gets old after awhile, too.


Sounds awfully nice to me. (Of course here we get 6 months of
90-100 degrees with humidity in the same range.)

We keep our hummerditty LOW here, thanks. Despite the rain, the
moisture is lower here than in LoCal. I am still needing to break
out the chapstick several times a year up here.


Er, no ... that I don't. Just a couple of giant oaks.

Are you as adverse to cutting them as I am mine? All i had in LoCal

Hey, who put that "d" in "averse" there? Why, I oughta...


We saw lots of big ones down in the area around San Miguel de
Allende. At first glance they looked like mesquites or huizaches
(because of the foliage), but they had a totally different seedpod.

I called it a West Coast Willow. Ants loved 'em.


As for cutting trees on my land -- no way, unless the tree became
diseased. But I am not averse to harvesting wood from others who

So it wasn't you who added that "d", was it?


bring down trees on their land: http://www.swt.edu/~cv01/logs2.jpg

Just say (tmPL) *meeep* *meeeep*

Huh? a -firewood- gloat? Hmmm...


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