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Michael A. Terrell Michael A. Terrell is offline
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Default An idiot and his table saw...


Red Green wrote:

Hmmm...An old Abbott & Costello



1946 Movie, 'Little Giant'

episode where Costello was selling


Hercules

vacuum
cleaners comes to mind. Anybody with me yet? Woman had no electricity. He
had to eat the dirt he dumped on the floor.

Let's see, power goes out, lights go out, hand reduces down/forward
pressure, wood kicks, fingers hit hot dog blade that's spinnning full
bore, ooops! no electricity to sense, fingers splat on back wall. Wonder
if hot dog man has that one covered?