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z wrote:

Not a banjo,a flute, skin that is.


I think Clinton plays a saxophone.


Said Bill Clinton to young Ms Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
"Since you looks such a mess,
"Use the hem of your dress,
"And wipe that stuff off your chinsky!"

Interesting aside:
The Clinton Company is the nation's largest manufacturer of gynecological
examination tables.