Doug Miller wrote:
Hunting season opened at 7:03 this morning. By 9:00, I was
field-dressing a buck. Third year in a row I've gotten a deer before
lunchtime on opening day -- it's nice to be able to hunt private
property after all these years hunting in state forests, along with a
hundred thousand other people. Should wind up with close to a hundred
pounds of venison in the freezer.

Life is good.

From a Dilbert cartoon

Pointy-haired boss (PHB) - "I went hunting over the weekend and shot a
moose."
Secretary: "That doesn't sound like you. What am I missing?"
PHB: "It had a saddle."
Secretary: "And there it is."