On 10/10/2012 1:20 PM, Steve B wrote:
"Lew Hodgett" wrote in message
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Enjoy

Lew
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Colonoscopy Journal:

I had read this before. I had a colonoscopy, and the experience was very
similar with a twist. The doctor cheaped out, and re-used some $.19
syringes. Eight people got hepatitis. One recently died, and now the
charges are up to murder. I had to go for six months afterward for
hepatitis and HIV testing.

For anyone going to have one of these, I suggest this: Get a bottle of
mouthwash. Before drinking that stuff, rinse with mouthwash, and you can
chug a lug a little more before the gag reflex kicks in. I have heard that
now there is some pills they give you, or something a lot easier than the
two gallons of stuff I had to drink.

Steve



I've had two - 6 pills (take 4, wait a while, take the remaining 2), and
a small container of MiraLax, mixed with light-colored Gatorade - half
gallon in all, 8 ounces at a time every 15 minutes. Works great.

I'm good for another 4 years now.

Matt