This story is a somewhat long joke - nothing more.

If you choose to think it's a serious account of an actual event, you
may be taking EVERYTHING way too seriously. It's good to be skeptical,
especially around Campaign Season, when things are presented as "facts"
- that often ARE NOT - and intended to persuade rather than inform you,
or worse, deceive you.

It's just a funny story, intended to make you smile or even laugh out
loud.