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"Stormin Mormon" wrote:

Yourself, or next of kin, please tell us how the job went.


WTF is up with this idiotic trend of misusing "yourself" and "myself"
lately. This b.s. is even more annoying than the "where's it at" thing.

99.999% of y'all would *never* say "Myself went to get a cup of coffee"
so why the hell would you say "Myself and my friends went to get a cup
of coffee?" Is the whole world illiterate now?