Fri, Apr 16, 2004, 8:01pm
(Kentucky=A0Highlander) advises:
snip After a couple of beers, as soon as the urge hits ya, head on out
to the fence to take a wiz. That ought to take care of both hips at the
same time.

First, I don't drink anymore.
Second, I have been known to drink a LOT during the course of an
evening. Or 2-3 days.
Third, I could never have drank enough to do something as stupid as
that.

However, you go out and try it, come back with a report for the
group, and I will seriously consider trying it.

Yeah, yeah, some of you guys can drink two six-packs in one
sitting. How about 25 beers, then went out drinking, for a start. I
did NOT do that every night, or even once a week, but it has been known
to happen. It all come from being pure at heart.

JOAT
The Good are Innocent so they invented Justice. The Evil are Guilty so
they invented Mercy.
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