On 09/06/2012 12:53, Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
"Rod Speed" wrote:

Tim Streater wrote Rod Speed
wrote

I only have a ****ing great thick slab of toast for breakfast
with a glass of water, don't bother with coffee anymore.

D'ye put butter and marmalade on all six faces then?

Nope, just one, and choose a toaster that toasts it fine.

I see, so you then bite it all over so it becomes uniformly thinner and
you have butter/marmalade all over your face, and then repeat the process?

Probably dips it in his egg, might explain all the egg on his face...

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Cheers,

John.

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