Tim Streater wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Tim Streater wrote
Rod Speed wrote

I only have a ****ing great thick slab of toast for breakfast
with a glass of water, don't bother with coffee anymore.

D'ye put butter and marmalade on all six faces then?

Nope, just one, and choose a toaster that toasts it fine.

I see,

Obvious lie. You're clearly wanked yourself completely blind, boy.

reams of your puerile silly **** flushed where it belongs