"Bruce" wrote:

Heya all,
You know you *don't* live in California when...

....when you don't get this old chestnut:

A Texan, a Californian and an Oregonian were sitting around
drinking.The Texan finished his tequila, through the bottle in
the air and shot it. "Why'd you do that?" asked the Californian?
"Aw, there's lots more tequila bottles where that came from," was
the reply. The Californian finished his white wine, through the
bottle in the air and shot it. "Why'd you do that?" asked the
Oregonian. "California is awash in wine bottles," he answered.
The Oregonian finished his Blitz-Weinhard and shot the
Californian."Why'd you do that?" asked the Texan. "Oregon's full
of Californians,but that bottle's worth a nickel."

-Derek