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H. Neary H. Neary is offline
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Default Apprentice bollockings for this week

On Mon, 4 Jun 2012 05:15:42 +1000, "Rod Speed"
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:12:44 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
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On Sun, 03 Jun 2012 09:28:57 +0100, H. Neary
wrote:

Well you're an idiot then. We lost a very good lecturer in college
recently because some **** reported him for giving him a quick poke when
telling him to get off his phone, no harm was caused by the 'poke' and
the guy wasn't even meant to be on his phone anyway!!! So now, one of
our units is gone completely tits up until this mess is sorted.

You justify an atttack and I'm an idiot? Really?

No one has the right to assault another person.

Oh, ffs. It's a question of intent. Please don't be an arse.


So there was no intention to assault then.


Yes, just an intention to attract his attention.

Was the lecturer Insane or did he suffer from some severe
nervous trauma where he had no control over his movements?


Nope, just doing what makes sense.

Suppose I were to come along and give
you a quick poke, how would you like it?


Happens all the time, I don't give a damn.


You poor imbecile. Do you have no self respect. Who are these people
that insist on poking you? Where do they poke you. Can we fix up an
appointment so I can poke you too. I would want a certificate of
mental competence, so I could poke you without fear of a lawsuit or
comeback.

Where would you like to be poked incidentally? I will not poke naughty
bit's you know!


I could get a few friends in on the act too if you wanted, maybe
a few of your neighbours also. When they all hear how "right" it
is, you could enjoy being poked & prodded well into retirement.


Completely silly.

It isn't silly. Anyone that appreciates a good poke need a lot of
support.


If you were lucky enough to have one, what would you do to your young
apprentice?

HN