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"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 23:25:29 +0100, "brass monkey" wrote:


"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her.

She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted
"Threesome"
and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it.

Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look
of
me with no trousers on.

Hope it was not the last option.


Gordon Bennet.


I'm sure Adam will be grateful for the identity of said shagger. Now
he can pay him a visit with the offer of a foursome.


O well, if it's joke time -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yf5B6GbYk