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Default Totally totally. totally OT. Not safe for kids to view.

On Fri, 25 May 2012 23:25:29 +0100, "brass monkey" wrote:


"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her.

She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome"
and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it.

Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of
me with no trousers on.

Hope it was not the last option.


Gordon Bennet.


Necromancy if it was.

He died in 1918.

DerekG