"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her.

She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome"
and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it.

Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of
me with no trousers on.

Hope it was not the last option.

Gordon Bennet.