On Mon, 14 May 2012 15:20:01 -0500, Swingman wrote:
Remember, it's LALA Land ... progressives may have felt that a warning
label was necessary to discourage brass hose fittings from ending up
where the sun don't shine.

And if that sunless location was the intended target, this may help.
http://store.adam4adam.com/the-brass...ildo_2247.html