Next time, take a police car home. Leave it in the garage, with the lights
running.

Christopher A. Young
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"Dave__67" wrote in message
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On May 8, 7:08 pm, "Steve B" wrote:
I stopped by Bruno's last night with a couple of friends. We had a few
Jack
and cokes, and by the time I was ready to leave, I wasn't in any shape to
drive. My buds said they had local police action on DUI checkpoints.

So, I did something I never do, I took a bus.

All was fine, and when I got to the checkpoint, they just waved the bus
through.

I woke up with a nice headache this morning, and went out to get the
paper.
Now WTF do I do with the bus?

Steve

Sell it to Iggy!