I stopped by Bruno's last night with a couple of friends. We had a few Jack
and cokes, and by the time I was ready to leave, I wasn't in any shape to
drive. My buds said they had local police action on DUI checkpoints.

So, I did something I never do, I took a bus.

All was fine, and when I got to the checkpoint, they just waved the bus
through.

I woke up with a nice headache this morning, and went out to get the paper.
Now WTF do I do with the bus?

Steve