Lieutenant Scott wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Lieutenant Scott wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Lieutenant Scott wrote
Rod Speed wrote

Nope. I hardly ever ring operations like that.

Most do.

Their problem.

We were discussing how much time the average person queues in their
life, not how long YOU queue in your life.

And **** all queue on the phone for anything
like 5 years in 50 even with you terminal stupids.

We live longer than 50 over here.

It was your stupid original that included that 50 year number.

Nope, I normally use the self checkouts and normally
when there is hardly anyone else around too.

In the few shops where I don't get instant service, we don't bother
to queue.

But you can see by looking around you that the rest of the customers
are queuing.

Not here they don't.

Australia is less congested than the UK.

And most of western europe isnt, and they arent
actually stupid enough to queue in shops either.

They don't buy things then?

Corse they do. They arent stupid enough to queue tho.

Of course they bloody queue.

Wrong, as always.

Wrong, as always.

Explain why you think waiting at lights in a row of 15 cars is not a
queue.

We have different words for a reason, stupid.

Answer the question dimwit.

Go and **** yourself, again, stupid.

As I thought,

Not a shred of evidence that you are actually capable of thought.

you don't know the answer.

Wrong, as always.

We don't queue at garage/yard sales that havent opened yet either. We
just stand around talking, and then swarm when it opens.

Just because you make the shape of the queue different does not mean
it ain't a queue.

There is no queue when we all swarm in at once, stupid.

We even had one of the regulars running across the road to the
collected mirth and derision from the other regulars yesterday.

It's a disorganised queue, that's all.

Wrong, as always. No queue at all in fact.

Explain your incorrect point of view.

Go and **** yourself, again, stupid.

There is no queue what so ever.

You still have to wait, just not necessarily in the order you arrived
in.

So it aint a queue, stupid.

It's a disorganised queue.

Wrong, as always.

There is no queue what so ever.

If you had a regular queue,

There is no regular queue at all.

and someone jumped the queue,

No one jumped any queue, because there is no queue to jump.

would you still call it a queue?

Nope, because there never was a queue.

How many have to jump before you stop calling it a queu?

I'm not stupid enough to call it a queue in the first place, stupid.

It's more down to who runs the fastest.

Wrong, as always.

And even someone as stupid as you should have
noticed that those in queues don't run, stupid.

It depends how quickly they are being served.

Wrong, as always.

Those werent miniscule changes, fido.

You haven't even stated what changes you're thinking of yet.

Even you should be able to work out the ones that werent miniscule.

So you don't have any in mind then?

Wrong, as always.

Well write it down then.

Go and **** yourself, again.