"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message
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If I was as ugly as you, I'd bury my head in the sand, and light my butt
on
fire with a bottle of beer and a match.

Yeah, I think so. You need to keep yer day job. Maybe you could go a
little more Dangerfield, but it really just doesn't work. Ok, maybe if you
drank a couple of those bottles of beer first...