Tim Lamb wrote:
In message , ARWadsworth
writes
Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 22:31:43 +0000, Tim Lamb wrote:

Don't let them stand on your feet.

(Cows)

And keep to the middle of the room.

Why?

And that is difficult on a first fix as most sockets and switches
are attatched to the wall:-)

So they can't accidentally lean on you:-)

Straying a bit from d-i-y but our milking parlour had a barrier
between each pair of cows. Fresh calved heifers soon learned to move
closer to the barrier allowing the farmer space to set up the milking
cluster. Bit like you moving your head when the barber touches it.

Problems arose if ever a *left* leaning cow was moved to a *right*
leaning place:-)

regards

I did have steak tonight:-)

--
Adam