On Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:41:14 +0000, Andy Champ wrote:

Don't let them stand on your feet.

(Cows)

And keep to the middle of the room.

Why?

Cows have been known to lean on the wall for a rest.

Aye or simply just move a bit close 1/2 a tonne of cow isn't going to
notice a human trapped and rolled like a bit of plastercine between
it and the wall...

And that is difficult on a first fix as most sockets and switches
are
attatched to the wall:-)

B-) Shoo the cow out...

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Cheers
Dave.