On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 19:54:37 +0000, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

MM has clearly never put a plastic dish in a microwave. In fact it is
likely he knows as little about microwaves as he does about sex.

What I do know is that microwave ovens are designed for heating and
cooking food, not destroying CDs. This is something that you do not
appear to know.

Maybe you've tried mixing paint on that funny turntable inside? Or
used it as a lazy Susan when the other girls pop in for cakes and a
cuppa? Or drying out your pants when they, er, get a little damp?

MM