Cash wrote:
Rod Speed wrote:
Cash wrote:
Adam Funk wrote:
On 2012-03-22, Cash wrote:

Stephen wrote:
Hello,

There seems to have been an increase in the local cat population.
At first I tried to adopt a live and let live attitude but now
cats are sitting on my car, scratching at the fence panels, and
going to the toilet. Things have got so bad that I have dug up a
couple of flowerbeds and replaced them with gravel.

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What do you think?

Chicken manure - that does the trick in stopping the cats from
from messing up the garden, and it's also a bloody good
fertiliser. No good for car and fence problems though.

Yes, most people try to keep bird manure away from their cars.

Now if someone could find a way of doing that then I would be
pleased as the birds here frequently 'bomb' the car - along with
the SWMBO's washing! And she ain't happy...as she has to wash both
again when that happens. ;-)

You need anti aircraft guns, silly.

Methinks the police officer living behind me (and in direct line of fire and falling sharpnel) might object to that

You just put a burst thru his house first, silly.

The kraut 88s could do that fine.

- a good idea otherwise though.

LOL