Cash wrote:
Adam Funk wrote:
On 2012-03-22, Cash wrote:

Stephen wrote:
Hello,

There seems to have been an increase in the local cat population.
At first I tried to adopt a live and let live attitude but now
cats are sitting on my car, scratching at the fence panels, and
going to the toilet. Things have got so bad that I have dug up a
couple of flowerbeds and replaced them with gravel.

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What do you think?

Chicken manure - that does the trick in stopping the cats from from
messing up the garden, and it's also a bloody good fertiliser. No
good for car and fence problems though.

Yes, most people try to keep bird manure away from their cars.

Now if someone could find a way of doing that then I would be pleased
as the birds here frequently 'bomb' the car - along with the SWMBO's
washing! And she ain't happy...as she has to wash both again when
that happens. ;-)

You need anti aircraft guns, silly.