Silvan writes:

That's why you won't find strippers in a woodshop. Woodworkers don't have
any money left.

That's right. We're too jaded also. "Yeah, those look nice and stuff, but
I'm trying to apply this shellac and you're blocking my light."

You just need to find one who can get the tassles going in different
directions.

Charlie Self
"Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made." Otto von
Bismarck