"Robert Bonomi" wrote in message
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Mike Marlow wrote:
Robert Allison wrote:


It is definitely illegal to take roadkill deer in Texas.

There's no roadkill deer in Texas - only armadillos...


Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To prove to the prairie dog that it _could_ be done!



From my long distance bicycle trip experiences it's the whitetail deer and
antelope that seem to have a lot of trouble crossing the road... snakes,
turtles, squirrels, skunks, woodchucks, porcupines, ground squirrels,
prairie dogs, fox and myriad birds don't seem to fare well either nor do the
occasional alligator or bobcat... only seen one road kill chicken so they
must be good at it. ;~)

John