On 3/12/2012 6:46 PM, Robert Allison wrote:
On 3/11/2012 9:03 PM, Mike Marlow wrote:
Robert Allison wrote:


It is definitely illegal to take roadkill deer in Texas.

There's no roadkill deer in Texas - only armadillos...


Those are not roadkill. In Texas, armadillos are born on the road dead.

Apparently there's a secret unit in every county courthouse which
distributes them evenly (according to the latest, Federally approved,
voting map) around Texas between 2 and 4 AM each night (it's been
rumored that the wives and daughters of the members of these units are
recognizable by the SS James Avery armadillo pendant on a silver chain
they wear to ward off the dreaded armadillo aromatic after effects).

I mean, what else could explain where our tax dollars go, eh?

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