Larry Jaques wrote in
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P.S: I thought you might have bought them a little goose coupe. You
don't know what I got.

When my sons were small, we used to go fishing at the pond in the local park, a park that had
nearly as many geese as it had fish. After returning from one of these excursions, I sat down in
the living room and put my feet up. SWMBO immediately started giving me grief for coming
into the house with dog poop on my shoe. I looked at it, and told her it wasn't dog poop. What
is it, then? she demanded.

You guys know what came next, right?

[Singing] "It's just a little goose poop, you don't know what I got."